Yo,
Sorry I've been neglected the blog the past week. I guess I've been busy.. or pretending to be, or telling myself I am.. whatever I am, I am what I am.
Here's a short update for my loyal fans..
-I went kayaking on Saturday, I'm burnt to a crisp.
-I finished reading Heart of Darkness, probably the wrong book to read in complete solitude
- I got an HJ at a bar from a bartender, while she was working.
- I am called "Cola-san" at one bar I go to because I get Coca Cola every time I go.
- I went night fishing last night, got sea sick, cooked the fish tonight.
- Sea sick while I woke up this morning, was told by multiple faculty members including the vice principal, that I looked terrible.
- Year book pictures were today.
- Tried to sing Country Roads with one of my classes, turned out to be a (shitty) solo performance.
- The teacher I have a crush on gives me candy after school sometimes...
- Thought I saw a hicky on the neck of the teacher I have a crush on (sadness).
- Haven't masturbated in over 2 weeks.
- Haven't cleaned my bathroom in 2 weeks...
- My foot is covered with mosquito bites. COVERED.
- I spend about a solid 3 hours working everyday.
- I spend about a solid 4 hours a day reading or researching grad school.
- I haven't had a solid poop in a week.
- Solid
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I call BS on the not masturbating in over 2 weeks.
ReplyDelete"Cola-san" is an awesome nickname
I surprised its only been 2 weeks since you cleaned your bathroom
Why read Heart of Darkness when you can just watch Apocalypse Now
Drink coffee, it'll clean out your system like whoa
i like the cola-san...as if we didn't have enough nicknames for you...we'll start calling you taht when you get back too!
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Get some fiber in you. Believe me, it works.
ReplyDeleteToby's GRE study book is still in my room that I was supposed to give to you when Toby was in Mexico. Oh well.
In spirit of BS, I'm calling BS on the HJ from the bartender.
Good job, Cola-san.
Heart of Darkness is a whack book. It was weird...from what I read.
ReplyDeleteAmit,
ReplyDeleteI jacked off last night, so I guess you're right. Only bits of Apolcalypse now are based on the book. The book is great. Thanks for the coffee advice.
Kirkus,
Yeah I also like the nickname. Im glad they remember me there.
Ramil,
Yeah I could use that GRE book. I'll have to find another way to study (if i study).
The HJ was actually her asking me to kiss her on the cheek, which in Japanese culture is as good as an HJ (ask amit, he knows all about sexual conversations to other cultures ie, dancing)
Cody,
Heart of Darkness is a great book. I reccommend you re-reading it when you get older. I think you'd like it.
I can't believe you guys still check this thing, hollaaaa
I sing The Beatles 'Hello, Goodbye' to myself at the start of every 6th Grade lesson - best part of the day
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