Thursday, July 16, 2009

Time Out (Full)

Michael Jackson is Dead

Thanks Kirk, you're right, I should talk about this.

Yeah It was a big deal here in Japan when the King pop died. Probably more so then America. And I say that because I feel that most Americans were under the impression that Michael was gone about 10 years ago. It seemed whenever he came up in the news it was because he was dangling children from windows, or from his cock.

I was told multiple times a day that, "Michael Jackson dead!"... and because I'm from California, where he resides, the Japanese thought maybe I had seen Jackson walking around or something...

Anyway..

All of my teachers started picking up this...

Man and look at that price! 20 bucks for this!

Just when I thought Jackson's death had blown over.. one of my teachers brings in the CD to my classroom, and plays a song.

The worst thing of all is that the Japanese don't even like good Michael Jackson.
I was kind of stoked to listen to Billie Jean, or Man in the Mirror, or THRILLER!! ... But instead I had to listen to "Change the world.... make it a better place..." What the fuck is that shit.

I think it's funny how some songs are super popular in this country.. Lisa Loeb was HUGE with her hit "Stay," (I love that jam btw) I think she continued her fame in Japan...




weird...

anyway back to Michael..

Thursday night basketball and I'm getting a ride home from porn master Martsu, and he throws on a DVD in his car.. At first I thought it was going to be "Anal Attack 6," but to my disappointment it was Michael Jackson's greatest music videos. I finally got to watch Thriller..

Ya know I got to hand it Michael, he knew what he was doing when he casted a shit load of zombies.
I wonder how many of those Zombies love to eat the cock.

Super Gay

3 comments:

  1. The only Michael Jackson album was Off the Wall.

    That is all.

    Going to Vegas in 24 hours so take that with your Japanese-ing.

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  2. Billy Mayes is also dead, no joke. The greatest pitchman ever

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