End of Summer
So summer is coming to an end and I had one more visitor..
The girl from West Virginia! She stayed for about 4 nights.
It was good to have a friend come and stay a while. Friend with a giant penis.
A few highlights of the stay.
We went into the mountains to watch the only black man in southern Japan salsa dance..
The salsa dancing was good and all, but the biggest surprise was.. you guessed it.. THE TOILET!
There was no handle to flush! You had to take that weird spray nozel thing and literally spray your shit or piss down the toilet. At first I didnt know what it was.. a bidet maybe? "Am I suppose to hose my ass with this thing?"
A lot of people have been askign me:
"dude, she stayed at your place for four nights, please tell me you got some."
"Man, a girl at your place for that long, i hope you charged her rent, some PPUSSSSEEEHHH!!"
Well the truth is, after watching that Japo porn given to me from my basketball friend, Ive turned asexual.
I couldn't get a boner if Amit sucked my dick.
Either way, it didnt really matter...
Ya see, me and the girl from West Virginia, went to a photo booth together, and thats where it all... err.. unraveled..
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